It is not called the war of the sexes for two reasons:
1. Wars eventually have to end
2. Women have been winning these battles since the first cave man drew the first painting in the first cave to woo the first chick
That poor cave man was the first one of us saps to learn their battle plan:
Ug draws a rhino running into a tree, like he saw when he was out getting food for himself and his lady, and he shows it to her:
"Mug, Ug make for you."